Perfectly Quotable March 2010

IGN Entertainment Games recently posed this silly, hypothetical question online:

“If given a choice, for the rest of your life, would you choose unlimited sex with actress Scarlett Johansson, who would never age, or would you choose unlimited fast food, that would have no detrimental side effects whatsoever?”

Here's what one dude wrote:

“Fast food! Can Scarlett make me a Whopper? No! Can Scarlett make me an it's-so-good-it-must-have-crack-in-it Chick-fil-A sandwich? No!”